Alien Resurrection (1997) [Jean-Pierre Jeunet]

Note: This is a review of the "special edition." What the fuck did I just watch? That is literally what I said to myself the moment this film finished and the end credits started to roll. I honestly can't remember the last time I saw a movie that I just so completely WTF'ed my way… Continue reading Alien Resurrection (1997) [Jean-Pierre Jeunet]


Alien 3 (1992) [David Fincher]

Note: This is a review of the "assembly cut." There's an irony smack dab in the center of this film that undoes everything and anything it was trying to accomplish, though to be honest, I'm not sure this story would have succeeded either way. The film begins with Newt and Hicks being killed off unceremoniously… Continue reading Alien 3 (1992) [David Fincher]